Capitalism.

My non-research career seems to be going well, at least insofar as I can manage to say 2.5 months into it.  Relocation will occur in August, and I will be able to reduce the amount of time I spend on the current commute.  It's been quite an experience, and to be honest, I think it will keep me from being bored for a couple of years at the very least.  

Talk to me in a year, though. Read more!